Google to Launch Google Romance

Life got you down? Looking for a new adventure or partner? Today Google announced a new service, "Google Romance" to help you find a mate and friend for life.

The service allows you to use the familiar Google interface to find people. Just type in what you are looking for, such as "attractive female gymnast mute from rich family" and Google will go out and find all of those people. Clicking on a link causes that person to call your home phone.

It's all part of Google Life (tm), a series of programs designed to make your entire life run from the Google prompt. In the future, Google promises to launch Google Divorce, where you type in your spouse's name and it tells you all the mean things they've done to you, and Google Heaven, which lets you search for deceased friends and see where they are spending eternity.

"We'd like to do something with politics," a Google spokesman said, "but some things are just too difficult. Instead we're getting very excited about Google Yoda."

Google Yoda is a program where you type in any question that is bothering you and it gives you an answer which makes no sense and the grammar is backwards. When we asked a beta version of Google Yoda when the release date was going to be, the answer was "Release date important it is, but sooner than later the time will be."

Thanks to CNET for the inspiration for this story.