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Sunday, November 06, 2005

Cow Tipping takes Four and a Half People: But Only One Puny Redneck

Sometimes when I wake up on a Sunday morning I am just amazed at the news that is out there, sometimes way out there. Take the case of cow tipping, the Brits did a study to dispel the myth that it could be actually done.

OK, Brittish physicists got together, followed the scientific method, and came up with the idea that cow tipping would take 4.43 people. And, it would take considerable effort, and noting that that cow tippers would be tipsy themselves, it just couldn't be done. Now around here, if you did try to flip a cow, you would have to be inspired by our local moonshine.

With white lightening strength, even your puny redneck could tip a cow in these parts, and would. We have a local rodeo and this feat is done all the time. I have to say sorry Brits, but come down here we will feed you some of our fire water, and you can tip that cow or ride that bull, your choice.

You just got to appreciate how a puny redneck can defy the laws of physics. We might also suggest, when coming to watch our cow tipping take a round about way here and visit South Korea. There is an eight year old that may be able to teach you a thing or two about physics. We are sure he could enlighten you as much as our white-lighting would.

And as far as cow tipping goes, don't forget to tip our waitresses.

image credit: The Times Online


At 12:45 PM, Anonymous Prydwen said...

Now a group of 'young farmers', (anarchy in wellies)that enjoy cow tipping coming back from the pub on a summers evening. One had to go to hospital when said cow fell on him.

At 12:57 PM, Blogger B O B said...

Thank you for the comment, sometimes the cows will land on our cowboys too.

At 10:51 PM, Anonymous Gravy Beard said...

Thanks for the post.


At 9:17 PM, Blogger B O B said...

Thanks gb


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