How to Compete for the Darwin Awards in Lynchburg Virginia?

While driving down Rivermont Avenue the other day, I couldn't help to notice that the Darwin Award competion had reached Lynchburg.

Here you see a man attempting to remove something caught in the power lines. I watched him lose his balance and nearly fall.

Here is advice from the Virginia Tech Utilities:

"Never remove a kite or airplane that gets entangled in overhead power lines, on a pole, or in a tree near power lines. Call the electric service for removal." Unless you feel the need to compete for the Darwin Award, that seems like good advice.