Royal Member Missing Since 1968 has been Found!
Apparently King Tut's private parts have been missing for some time. Their disappearance has led to great consternation on the part of those who study these things. But fortunately, a recent CAT scan found the missing part as well as other previously unfound treasures hidden in the sand around King Tut's Body. Phew...I am sure people were losing sleep over that one;)