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Monday, January 09, 2006

The Bush Declaration of Corporate Independence

We the shareholders of the United States, in order to provide a more perfect market, establish oligarchy, insure domestic tranquility for Iraq, provide for the common defense of Iraq while running deeper into debt, promote the corporate welfare and insure the blessings of liberty to other countries, do ordain and establish this Neoconstitution for the United Energy Companies of America.

Please see the attached Bill of Rights*

*only applies to citizens with a minimum net worth of $50M


At 10:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like you're having a bad day.

At 5:45 PM, Blogger Jeff said...

Nope...just found this and thought it was cute.


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