This Shoe Was Made for Parking
Have a parking problem in downtown Lynchburg? You might have to step aside because a big shoe has your space. It is rummored that a very big lady in Lynchburg has been getting away with parking her shoe over the two hour limit. Others think that she just forgot where she put it. If you have seen the owner of this shoe, please do a good deed and let her know where she left it. This maybe the biggest case of lost and found in Lynchburg. Please post in the comment section any clues you might have about this shoe mystery.
(Satire, and other things for your amusement) (Gangs, graffiti, drugs, and violence)
posted by B O B @ 3:51 PM
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7 Comments:
You know I think I have seen that shoe somewhere in downtown Lburg. Gots to be a very big woman that left it there. Maybe on City Council or something. I heard the whole city shakes when she walks.
That woman is my wife stop calling her big.
My mamma has been walking with a limp ever since she lost that shoe. Please tell me where my mamma can find it.
it is near commerce st. I saw it today.
Well, I don't think this mystery is entirely solved. You got to wonder where the other shoe is. And why this lady doesn't get a parking ticket. I know she is a big lady around town, but shouldn't she get a parking ticket like everyone else.
This shoe is parked on it's owner's private property. The only crime that has been committed is the graffiti that someone went onto private property to deface it with. When is this city going to take its gang problem seriously?
You are correct, the shoe is on private property. Any references to parking tickets were strickly a humerous ploy. By the way I agree with you Lynchburg needs to take the gang problem very seriously. We are quickly headed toward other communities in Virginia are experiencing. Here is an article that you may find of interest http://home.hamptonroads.com/stories/story.cfm?story=88663&ran=111160&tref=po
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