Patriot Search is Here

If you are akin to an ostrich you might have missed that 4 of 5 major search engines have turned their search strings over the government. The government is still demanding that Google comply. So far Google has refused, however there is one search engine that will guarantee that your search will be turned over immediately to the governmental data base.

Patriot search is here. We suggest that all terrorists willing choose it as a search engine of choice. And if you are a child porn chaser please use the patriot search in the interest of saving time in obtaining your arrest.

Will terrorists use this? We think the possibilities are great. Known for putting bombs in their shoes and buying 60 disposal cell phones at a time (to avoid suspicion), we are sure this is an opportunity no witless terrorist can ignore.

Of course I could be wrong about this, I do not have the astute reasoning ability that I saw on the news the other night. In an attempt to analyze the hidden messages in Bin Laden's latest audio release, one of the paid terrorist consultants (name withheld to protect the guilty), deciphered that heartland of American could possible be a reference to the center of America.

I am still in awe of that insightful conclusion.