Beer: In the Battle Against Cancer

Years ago I pretty much gave up drinking beer. I still occasionally enjoy a beer and it has never been an addiction problem for me. The reason I gave it up was that it would make me sleepy, and I would rather be much more awake. Coffee is my drug of choice now.

Now, there comes out a study that beer may provide the answer to fighting cancer. Hmmm, but in the report, it states that there is just a small amount of the ingredient in beer. Double Hmmm, could it be that I should be drinking more beer. Typically now I buy about one six pack every two months. Well that is my summer schedule. Most of the beer that I do buy I offer to visitors.

Now I am having thoughts, did I make a mistake? Should I be increasing my beer consumption? Should I buy one of those funny hats that holds cans with a tube to my mouth?

Well, I guess I will just have to take my chances I really don't want to drink more beer. One time I did get invited to a strap-on party put on by Lynchburg College students. Well, I was curious what a strap on party was. Turns out what they did was strap on a twelve pack with duck tape to their chest and drank until they either fell down or ran out of beer.

Perhaps they had something there in the fight against cancer. But, I wonder if it was worth the effort in the fight to stand up.